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Welcome To Feevha.Com!

**If you were looking for STaTicTok, don't worry! This is still Juan's website. New Name**

Catch da Feevha!

Feevha is a new hot, dance fitness style infused with hip hop and Latin music. What makes Feevha special is some of the music is sped up from 3 – 12 times faster making this one of the most powerful workouts ever.

If this is your first time visiting make sure you get a membership. A membership will help us keep you updated on all the great stuff happening in our site.

This site was created to help me (Juan) communicate with all my students and with people wanting my services in their party, wedding, sweet sixteen, quincianera, or if you work for a gym or community program and need a great Group Exercise instructor.

Twitter will also be implemented so that i can keep live updates in case classes get cancelled or there is changes in schedule or openings.

Thanks again for all your support and I hope you will make Feevha.com your one stop resource for all your Dance and Group Exercise needs.

Thank You!!!

Juan "Salsologo"

Rhythm & Movement at Wright College is HERE!!!!!!

Yes Everyone, is finally here, it is Rhythm & Movement time at Wright College and we are Here To Stay!!!

Make sure you sign up for the class, just follow the link below and you will automatically be taken to the site.

Remember the class is every Saturday at 11am.

Click Here For More Info.

Important News!

This just in……

“A Chicago woman was taken into custody today and charged with torture after her boyfriend was found in the basement of her westside home dancing while unconscious. Neighbors heard a male voice screaming ‘Please, I wanna stop dancing, I wanna stop dancing now!’ coming from the home, repeatedly for about 2 days.

Close friends of the family state the boyfriend (whose name is being withheld at this time to save face from the embarrassing incident) reportedly made the offender, his girlfriend, miss Zumba on Sundays, I mean, Tuesday.

For those of you who are not aware, Zumba is the new dance craze exercise going on in Chicago right now, and we have researched several reports that say this class is a clear addiction and may lead to violence.

As it appears in this case it did. The victim was locked in the basement, no food or water, only permitted to dance to music from a stream of videos on youtube lead by a young Hispanic male named Juan (we assume he is the leader of this new Zumba cult).

It appears there was some sort of shocking system put in place to ensure that the victim would keep dancing. Apparently, whenever he stopped dancing or took a break, a shockwave was sent through his body to ensure that he would keep moving.

The victim has second degree burns all over his legs and blisters on his feet, but the doctors say he will survive this vicious attack but may need years of psychotherapy to help him get through this terrible assault. Charges are pending on his girlfriend. She was quoted as saying she hoped to be out of jail in time for the next Zumba class on Sunday.

This is a very serious attack and we hope that people are taking note of this very special case. Please, if you have a significant other who enjoys this class, please, please do not deter them from this workout. This could be YOU as a result…..

♫ Reporting live from the hood ♫ where all is good….Sophia Woods – Westside News…..

Juanisms

1. Don't die on me!
2. Welcome to Zumba on Tuesday, I mean Wednesday!
3. Come on back, come on back! ** after a 2 second water break
4. If you're late take your ass to the back!
5. Girl, I'm gay!
6. Ya'll nasty!
7. I’m drunk y’all. I got sooo drunk last night! **while wearing sunglasses
8. I’ont care, guurh
9. I ain’t feelin it
10. It is so cold in here.
11. Shut the hell up!
12. Thats HOT!
13. Niiiice, nice.
14. Get the Hell outta my class!
15. Stop talking when im talking.
16. I am the law!
17. Stop F**ng up my song!
18. Get lower, lower!
19. Okay, I got enough time for 2 more songs.
20. Come on, stick your tongue out with it!
21. What are you doing???...I JUST SWITCHED SIDES (when he changes up imma be)
21. Don’t step on my foot! **New one in light of recent accident**
22. Fuck Y'all...We Blew Another Speaker!
23. I'm the king, i do what i wanna do
24. Hands up...Hi Five... Hi Five... (screaming) Now GET the hell out!
25. You all suck!
26. Don't be fking up my moves y'all!
27. HIT IT and Shaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeee!!
28. I am gonna f#$%k you up!
29. Mami..... ** everyone is mami
30. I hate that!
31. I'm sick of dat shit.
32. Juan ♥♥ actually, this is the #1 reason

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